Homer Simpson Quotes
Bart: Homer, Will you take me to buy a comic book Tuesday at midnight?
Homer: And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.
That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I could talk about with you in the room.
If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.
Homer: Wait, you guys saw the new Radioactive man sequel?
Carl: Uh, it's not sequel,it's a reboot.
Lenny: Actually, this one undoes the stuff from the last one, so it's a deboot.
global warming. Huh, by pure coincidence every scientist was right.
Alright, 80s party! Where's the beef? Tear down that wall because I think the beef is behind that wall.
Homer: You like lies? Here's a few: College is expensive but it's worth it.
Homer: I'm sorry, Homer Junior. You'll occupy an idealized place in my heart that no one can ever quite fill.
Bart: Therapy, please.
Lisa: Me too.
Marge: I'm a Schwarzenegger wife!
Homer: But you're also the housekeeper. so it's all good.
Eduardo: Did you hair burn off in a fire that trapped you in a candy factory?
Homer: I wish.
Marge: I feel kind of melancholy.
Marge, they knew what they were getting into when their parents sold them to the circus.