Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 6)
Season 23, Episode 20: "The Spy Who Learned Me"
Lenny: Trouble in paradise?
Homer: No, my marriage.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Now that's what I call a snappy retort.
Marge: Stop saying what you call things! I'm trying to watch the movie.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 19: "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"
Homer: Choke on my numb blue hands.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: But where does the ship stop again?
Homer: I don't know. A lot of barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces, they really hit the poverty nicely.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Bart's been raptured and his crap's been craptured.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 18: "Beware My Cheating Bart"
Marge: This is the stupidest fight ever!
Homer: We've had stupider!
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Now to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: Now I'm going to visit the only court I can never be in contempt to of - food court.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 17: "Them, Robot"
Homer: What happened to you guys? You used to be cool.
Robot: We are the same temperature we have always been.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: I'm all alone, and when there's some problem due to human error, guess who's to blame?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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