Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 8)
Season 23, Episode 10: "Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson"
Homer: They know I'm doing a character. Like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: Do you really need all these Kurt Vonnegut novels?
Lisa: "They self-reference each other!"
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 9: "Holidays of Future Passed"
My daughter thinks I'm a ruthless tyrant like Hitler or Prince Harry.
Homer: Bloody harry. he brought back beheading in a big way.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Homer: I just like to dress up to eat carrots and smoke.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Homer: How would you like to have future sex?
Marge: Why do you say future this is now?
Homer: I meant a week from tomorrow. That's when the new penis gets here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 8: "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
Annie: I was so mad at him, I didn't have sex with a clown for five months!
Homer: What about mimes?
Annie: Come on, I'm not made of stone.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 7: "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"
Homer: Can you be my dad?
Robert: If your mom was a secretary, there's a good chance I am.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robert: There ain't enough bourbon in kentucky for you big guy.
Homer: Yeah, the governor wrote me a letter to that effect.
• Rating: Unrated
Robert: I have to warn you, account men have no souls.
Homer: Woohoo! No more church!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 6: "The Book Job"
Homer: It's not illegal to sleep inside a tyrannosaurus head.
Security Guard: Sir, you're inside an allosaurus.
Homer: I demand to speak to my paleontologist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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