Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 9)
Season 23, Episode 6: "The Book Job"
Homer [about Neil Gaiman]: British Fonzie is right.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: The point of the dinosaurs is: no matter what we do, an asteroid is going to wipe us out. So we should party hard and wreck the place!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 5: "The Food Wife"
Homer: I've come around on hipsters. It takes a lot of guts to all wear the same hat.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: I don't eat anything new unless I've tried it before.
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Marge: What if we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?
Homer: That's good, Marge. Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
• Rating: Unrated
Marge: How come they never call me fun mom?
Homer: A family's like a team. On every team you have the slam dunking mega star and the referee.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: From the dad that brought you cemetery paintball and go carts on real roads..
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 4: "Replaceable You"
Homer: I won't say, but his initials are S.F.
Roz: Stupid Flanders.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: You're my personal savior.
Ned: Thank you but i don't approve..
Homer: Hail flanders, mightier than jesus
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: She's the most evil person to come out of Ohio since LeBron. But at least he thought long and hard before screwing everybody over. In public. For no reason.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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