Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 9)
Season 22, Episode 16: "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
Homer: Can we at least get some french fries?
Cheech: Too high in trans fats.
Homer: Awwwwww, stop speaking Spanish.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marge: Remember, on the road the only vice you can indulge in is gluttony. Save lust and rage for me and the kids.
Homer: Honey, don't worry, I'm gonna come back so horny and angry.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: I can't do reefer comedy, I'm drunk! Two different animals.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bart: Who the hell asre Cheech and Chong?
Homer: Cheech and Chong were the Beavis and Butthead of their day!
Bart: Who are Beavis and Butthead?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 15: "The Scorpion's Tale"
Homer: Their can do will bail out our won't try every time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: We're in the same boat.
Pharmaceutical Exec: My boat has me and hundreds of lawyers. Your boat is you and a lot of people with their eyes popped out.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: That's great honey, if you were a boy you'd be a scientist.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 14: "Angry Dad: The Movie"
Homer: I was born a rolling 80's, I'll die a rolling 80's.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: And I'd like to thank the women who's been inspiring me for the last 25 years... the cute one from The Bangles.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Don't feel bad boy. Everyone makes mistakes. Yours is just public and expensive.
• Rating: Unrated
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