Howard Wolowitz Quotes (Page 13)
Season 4, Episode 14: "The Thespian Catalyst"
Leonard: How do you get an entire lecture hall to flip you off at the same time?
Howard: Apparently if you're Sheldon all you have to do is turn your back.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 13: "The Love Car Displacement"
Howard: Oh I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?
Raj: I'd like to weigh in here: No.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Howard: Nobody cares about your Kegel exercises.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "The Bus Pants Utilization"
Raj: Last night I had a dream we got so rich from the app, you and I bought matching side by side mansions. But there was a secret tunnel connecting your front yard to my back yard. What do you think that means?
Howard: It means that after we play handball I'm showering at home.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 10: "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
Wolowitz: He got bit by a radioactive rat.
Raj: Did he get superpowers?
Wolotiz: No, he got five stitches and a tetanus shot.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "The Boyfriend Complexity"
Bernadette: So we just sit here and stare at a screen and wait for something to happen?
Wolowitz: I did it with you when we watched The Notebook.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wolowitz: What kind of spaceship has a hole in the middle?
Raj: A Romulan battle bagel?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Wolowitz: Indian Monopoly is just like regular Monopoly, but instead of money you use rupees, instead of building hotels you build call centers, and when you pick a chance card there's a chance you die of dysentery. And just FYI, that was racist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "The 21-Second Excitation"
Wolowitz: I'm guessing 21 seconds had something to do with that, too.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 7: "The Apology Insufficiency"
Wolowitz: You love that spot.
Sheldon: No, I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater. It is the singular location in space around which revolves my entire universe. And now it's yours.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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