Howard Wolowitz Quotes
Leonard: Does your family have a history of heart disease?
Wolowitz: My family is the history of heart disease. There's a cave painting in France of one of my ancestors doing this. [mimicks heart attack]
Have you told your parents you're dating this short glass of skim milk?
Her freakishly small hands make anything look big. That's one of the reasons I love her.
Believe in magic, you Muggle!
That crazy bastard is looking at quirky in the rear view mirror.
I think it's like Beetlejuice. We said his name too many times.
Leonard: Still arguing which is the best CSI?
Howard: We agreed they all have their merits.
Howard: I'm not having this conversation with you Ma!
Howard's Ma: God forbid you get one of those new fancy sex diseases!
Bernadette: I think the woman can manage to put a wig on by herself.
Howard: It's not just the wig, it's pinning her hair up, it's putting on her eyebrows...it's a two person job.
Put your tie back in your pants.
Let's go smooch some rich, wrinkled toucas.
You take this one. I spent an hour last night on 'Why can't vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror?'