Howard Wolowitz Quotes (Page 2)
Season 6, Episode 19: "The Closet Reconfiguration"
Howard: Sheldon, I swear to God I'm going to kill you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Howard: It's ridiculous that we still have to walk up all these stairs.
Bernadette: Yeah, try doing it in heels.
Howard: I am.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I found three bowling pins. Do you juggle these or are you missing seven?
Howard: Juggle.
Sheldon: You health nuts kill me.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Bernadette: You can't just throw everything in the closet.
Howard: Hey, you can tell what to do or you can tell me how to do it, but you can't do both. This isn't sex.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 18: "The Contractual Obligation Implementation"
Howard: Last time I was here, I was a scrawny little nerd.
Leonard: And, now, you're also an astronaut.
• Rating: Unrated
Howard: Come on. If I was any good at convincing women to do stuff, I wouldn't have spent so much of my 20s in the shower.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 17: "The Monster Isolation"
Howard: Thanks for ruining lobster for me.
• Rating: Unrated
Howard: I mean ... we can have a pants party. Go put some on.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 16: "The Tangible Affection of Proof"
Howard: She hid my Xbox like I'm a child. And, my mom got me that for my birthday so if you don't give it back, I'm telling.
• Rating: Unrated
Howard: A micro-valentine for a microbiologist.
Leonard: From her micro-husband.
• Rating: Unrated
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