Howard Wolowitz Quotes (Page 21)
Season 2, Episode 19: "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
Wolowitz [to Penny in sweats]: Penny, Let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
Penny: Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.
Wolowitz: So there is a number?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 18: "The Work Song Nanocluster"
Raj [referring to making Penny Blossoms]: You know if I wanted to do this on a Saturday night, I would have stayed in India
Wolowitz: Drop the third world country act. Your father was a gynecologist and you had a houseful of servants
Raj: We only had four servants and two of them were children
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Penny: It looks like the MySpace page of a 13 year old girl
Leonard: No it doesn't
Wolowitz: Oh please, Dateline could use it to attract predators
• Rating: Unrated
Howard: you know what would bea great idea? We get some girls over here and we play laser obstacle strip chess
Leonard: Believe me howard, any girl who would want to play that, you don't want to see naked
Howard: You underestimate me
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 17: "The Terminator Decoupling"
Wolowitz [to Sumemr Glau]: Hi, I'm the small package good things come in
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Wolowitz [about Raj]: Normally, around women he has the personality of a boiled potato. Put one beer in him, and he has the personality of M. Knight Charmalarmalon
• Rating: Unrated
Wolowitz: Unlike you, I can actually talk to women while I'm sober.
Raj: You fail to take into account that even mute, I am foreign and exotic, while you on the other hand, are frail and pasty.
Wolowitz: Well ... you know the old saying: "Pasty and frail, never fail"
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Wolowitz [about Summer Glau]: I have eleven hours with her in a confined space. Unless she's willing to jump off a moving train and tuck and roll down the side of a hill, she will eventually succumb to the acquired taste that is Howard Wolowitz
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 16: "The Cushion Saturation"
Wolowitz: Ma, you gotta rent me a tux!
Mrs. Wolowitz: Right now? What kind of sex are you having up there?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Wolowitz: Okay. One way to look at this is I'm getting new equipment and you're not, and that's unfair. But a better way to look at this is that I'm getting sex and you're not, and that's delightful!
• Rating: Unrated
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