Howard Wolowitz Quotes
Bernadette: How's your soup?
Howard: Ah, it's all right. They could've filled the bowl a little more.
Howard: Excuse me.
Bernadette: Where are you going?
Howard: I need some fresh air.
Emily: Been there.
Howard: I hope I get to meet her as soon as possible.
Raj: Why the rush? She isn't going anywhere.
Howard: She is. But I like that attitude.
Sheldon: Am I wasting my life on a theory that can never be proven?
Howard: Maybe. But how great is Game of Thrones?
Raj: I know. Being an astrophysicist right now is like being a rock star.
Howard: Only without the sex.
Raj: Yeah, literally, none of it.
Sheldon: Quick poll: PS4 or Xbox One? Raj.
Raj: Uh, Xbox One.
Howard: Both great.
Bernadette: I like the Wii.
Sheldon: Thanks, Grandma
Sheldon: Do you have any idea what it's like to see your mother ravaging someone?
Howard: Does a brisket count?
Howard: Should we stop holding hands now?
Sheldon: In a minute.
Howard: Okay, good.
Howard: Hey, I work at the same university you do.
Sheldon: Yes, and Hawkeye's in the Avengers but no one ever says, "Help, Hawkeye!"
Howard: Is that book called Lies I Tell to Get Sex?
Raj: Is that a real book? I would totally read that book.
Amy: Can I borrow it when you're done?
Astronaut Massimino: Well, you know how astronauts need to have the "right stuff"?
Astronaut Massimino: The stuff you have is wrong.
Raj: This might be my second favorite brown magic wand.
Howard: Well, that's the last time I play with that.
Howard: You okay?
Amy: Why? Because my boyfriend's off playing choo-choo with some weirdo?