Howard Wolowitz Quotes (Page 4)
Season 6, Episode 13: "The Bakersfield Expedition"
Raj: Are they actually arguing about comic books?
Leonard: No, that can't be right.
Howard: Maybe "Thor's Hammer" is a new color of nail polish.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Cop: You guys need me to call someone? I'm guessing your moms?
Leonard: Thanks, but we've got it covered.
Howard (walks up): Okay, I just talked to my mom.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Howard: Look, Leonard. There's a bridge. Drive off it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 12: "The Egg Salad Equivalency"
Raj: I talk with my eyes.
Howard: You look like my little cousin when he's dropping one in his diaper.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 11: "The Santa Simulation"
Stuart: What's wrong with Christmas?
Sheldon: Where to begin? Trees indoors, overuse of the words "tis" and "twas," and the absurd custom of one stocking. Everyone notice socks belong in pairs. Who uses one sock?
Howard: A pirate with a peg leg.
Sheldon: Actually, that helps. Thank you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Howard: You see, I have to play Dungeons and Dragons ... for the marriage.
Bernadette: You're an idiot.
Howard: I'm your idiot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 10: "The Fish Guts Displacement"
Sheldon: Is anyone else troubled by the Spider-Man theme song?
Leonard: Why would it trouble you? It's like your third favorite cartoon theme song.
Sheldon: It is, right behind [Sheldon sings "Inspector Gadget" and "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" theme songs]
Sheldon: However, the Spider-Man lyrics posit that Spider-Man's Spider-Man does whatever a spider can.
Howard: Yeah, so?
Sheldon: I can think of many things that Spider-Man can't do that a spider can. One crawl in your ear and die, two legally leave Guatemala without a passport, and three have sex with a spider.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Howard: Boy, we're married to a couple of ball busters, huh, Mike?
Bernadette's Dad: That's my wife and daughter you're talking about.
Howard: Great couple of gals.
Bernadette's Dad: I wouldn't go that far.
• Rating: Unrated
Howard: Death by chicken. That's a pretty fowl way to go.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 9: "The Parking Spot Escalation"
Howard: Well, we appear to have reached an impasse. And, you know, I have to say, I thought you'd be more upset that your laptop is sitting on my junk.
Raj: I didn't pick up on that. That's a nice touch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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