Howard Wolowitz Quotes
Raj: I know. Being an astrophysicist right now is like being a rock star.
Howard: Only without the sex.
Raj: Yeah, literally, none of it.
Sheldon: Quick poll: PS4 or Xbox One? Raj.
Raj: Uh, Xbox One.
Howard: Both great.
Bernadette: I like the Wii.
Sheldon: Thanks, Grandma
Sheldon: Do you have any idea what it's like to see your mother ravaging someone?
Howard: Does a brisket count?
Howard: Should we stop holding hands now?
Sheldon: In a minute.
Howard: Okay, good.
Howard: Hey, I work at the same university you do.
Sheldon: Yes, and Hawkeye's in the Avengers but no one ever says, "Help, Hawkeye!"
Howard: Is that book called Lies I Tell to Get Sex?
Raj: Is that a real book? I would totally read that book.
Amy: Can I borrow it when you're done?
Astronaut Massimino: Well, you know how astronauts need to have the "right stuff"?
Astronaut Massimino: The stuff you have is wrong.
Raj: This might be my second favorite brown magic wand.
Howard: Well, that's the last time I play with that.
Howard: You okay?
Amy: Why? Because my boyfriend's off playing choo-choo with some weirdo?
Sheldon: Howard, which pocket watch will you be wearing at dinner on the train?
Howard: I'm sorry, what?
Sheldon: Oh, I'm afraid if we wear the same pocket watch, it will be embarrassing.
Howard: I don't own a pocket watch.
Sheldon: Oh, my.
I lied about the Pepto -- I always use the little cup.
Raj: So that's it. Everything's sold out?
Howard: I can't believe we're not going.
Sheldon: It's okay. You know, there-there's always WonderCon in Annheim, you know? That-That's just as good. ... Excuse me. [Cries]