Howard Wolowitz Quotes
Howard: They spent a ton of money developing this dandruff medication that had the horrible side effect of anal leakage.
Raj: Is there a good anal leakage?
Raj: Aren't you gonna to eat lunch?
Howard: Nah, I blew my food allowance on Pokemon cards?
Bernadette: No, here's how love works. You're gonna return the machine or you can print out a working set of lady parts and sleep with those.
Bernadette: Oh, my God! Are you actually thinking about it?
Raj: Oh, okay, great. Now, I can look like Val Kilmer as Batman, instead of Val Kilmer as he looks today.
Howard: All right, you can suck it in a little bit.
Leonard: Maybe it's a shipping problem.
Leonard: Maybe Wesley Snipes and Toucan Sam just got action figures that look like you guys.
My wife came with both fun bags and money bags.
Well, I wanted everyone to know that I love me wife and nobody to know I forgot to turn off the laser.
Raj: Are they actually arguing about comic books?
Leonard: No, that can't be right.
Howard: Maybe "Thor's Hammer" is a new color of nail polish.
Cop: You guys need me to call someone? I'm guessing your moms?
Leonard: Thanks, but we've got it covered.
Howard (walks up): Okay, I just talked to my mom.
Look, Leonard. There's a bridge. Drive off it.
Raj: I talk with my eyes.
Howard: You look like my little cousin when he's dropping one in his diaper.
Stuart: What's wrong with Christmas?
Sheldon: Where to begin? Trees indoors, overuse of the words "tis" and "twas," and the absurd custom of one stocking. Everyone notice socks belong in pairs. Who uses one sock?
Howard: A pirate with a peg leg.
Sheldon: Actually, that helps. Thank you.