Howard Wolowitz Quotes (Page 9)
Season 5, Episode 14: "The Beta Test Initiation"
Raj: Whoa! What's your hurry, cowboy? Savor the moment.
[Raj and Howard slowly remove the plastic off Raj's new iPhone 4s]
Howard: Oh, yeah.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 13: "The Recombination Hypothesis"
Bernadette: Boy, I don't know if I could be friends with Howie if we broke up.
Howard: Why not?
Bernadette: I'm a very vengeful person.
Howard: Really?
Bernadette: With access to weaponized smallpox.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Now, where were we? Oh, yes. Does anyone have any wood?
Raj and Howard: [Both snickering]
Sheldon: Oh, come on. I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Sheldon: I want to build a road, but I need wood. Do either of you fellows have wood?
Raj and Howard: [Both chuckling]
Sheldon: I don't understand the laughter. The object of Settlers of Catan is to build roads and settlements. To do so requires wood. Now I have sheep; I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 12: "The Shiny Trinket Maneuver"
Howard: I mean, even Donkey Kong had Donkey Kong, Jr., so he could teach someone how to kidnap princesses and throw barrels at Italian plumbers
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 11: "The Speckerman Recurrence"
Howard: Hey, we're here to support you, buddy.
Leonard: No, you're not. You're here to see if I get my underwear pulled over my head.
Howard: You wore underwear? You fool.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 10: "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"
Howard: You interested in Amy?
Stuart: Well, I mean she didn't look through me with soul-sucking ball-shriveling hatred and contempt. I like that in a woman.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Howard: It's amazing people keep coming to comic book stores instead of just downloading comics digitally.
Leonard: It's probably for the best. For a lot of these guys, the weekly trip here is the only chance their mom has to go down to the basement to change their sheets.
Howard: Oh, that reminds me, I get fresh sheets tonight. Yay!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 9: "The Ornithophobia Diffusion "
Raj: Come on, Sheldon, Star Wars.
Howard: I'm pushing play. I mean it. If we don't start soon, George Lucas is going to change it again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 8: "The Isolation Permutation"
Howard: What do you want us to do about it?
Sheldon: You clearly weren't listening to my topic sentence: Get your women in line!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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