IZZIE: "I have an 11-year old daughter, and she needs a bone marrow transplant. I'm potentially a good match. Please don't tell anyone, please. This isn't a chapter in my history I want everyone to know about."
MIRANDA: "I understand."

IZZIE: [to George] "You don't have to keep avoiding me."
GEORGE: Yeah I do, until this thing blows over, I do. [to people in the clinic] Havier Jugerreo? Havier Jugerreo?

CRISTINA: "Do you remember all the other times I’ve spoken to you about my sex life?"
IZZIE: "No..."
CRISTINA: "Exactly."

IZZIE: "So were there any little blue pills involved, or is he untouched by the miracle of time?"
ALEX: "Dude, that's just wrong, don't answer that."
IZZIE: "C'mon, he's not a young man. He wasn't getting a little help? Popping the pill? Dad's best friend? C'mon, you're going to give me nothing after everything we've been through? Nothing?"
CRISTINA: "It's a miracle drug. And someday it's going to save your life."

IZZIE: "You need to bond with your people. People are what matters."
MEREDITH: "I hate people."

IZZIE: "Hours. Hours of out life that are all I can think about and you seriously can't remember?"
GEORGE: "Look, Izzie, I was drunk. Whatever I did, whatever I said, I'm sure I didn't mean it."
IZZIE: "Yes, George, you meant it. You meant it a lot. You meant it more than once."

"God got a virgin pregnant by magic. God isn't playing by the rules."

IZZIE: "I don't just want to be standing there staring at him. Meredith?"
CRISTINA: "Hey, have you seen Montgomery?"
IZZIE: "No. Hey, whatchya doin' tonight? Wanna come over? You and I never really get a chance to hang out and it might be kinda fun."

"What are you doing tonight? Because I don't wanna go home and find Alex there, and it's just the two of us... you know? Weird and awkward, and he doesn't know whether he should talk to me or not talk to me and it's just such an awkward situation and I'd just rather it'd be group awkwardness, you know?"

CRISTINA: "Move, move, move."
GEORGE: "She doesn't like it when people ask."
CRISTINA: "The ringer's in there with the Chief."
IZZIE: "Yeah, and whoever it is loves Cristina, because everyone at Stanford just loved Cristina."
CRISTINA: "Shut up."

IZZIE: "You guys seen Bailey? What are we doing?"
GEORGE: "Uh, checking out the new Chief candidate."
MEREDITH: "The Chief sent in a ringer. We're lurking in a way that subtle when there was two of us, but isn't now that it's 12."
CRISTINA: "I heard it was someone from Stanford. All the professors there loved me."
ALEX: "They loved you?"
CRISTINA: "I was a great student."

IZZIE: "He's in George's room, and when George's stupid marriage crashes and burns, he's gonna wanna move back in, and he won't be able to. His life will be in shambles, he'll finally notice that his dad is dead, and he made a fool of himself by marrying someone he doesn't really love, and he'll have no place to go. Is that what you want?"
MEREDITH: [sarcastically] "That's exactly what I want."
ALEX [to Izzie]: "Look who found some clothes."
IZZIE: "Shut it."

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey