Grey's Anatomy

Izzie Stevens Quotes (Page 40)

DENNY: "Can I ask you something personal?"
IZZIE: "If I say no?"
DENNY: "I'll hold my breath, which will stop my heart, killing me. You're right here, you'll be charged with murder. Life in prison, loved by a big old girl named Hildy."
IZZIE: "So my options are homicide charges or inappropriate personal questions from a patient."
DENNY: "I know, kind of sucks."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

IZZIE: "You do glow."
ALEX: "Like the moon."
MIRANDA: "And you can spend the day in the pit, Karev."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

IZZIE: [to Alex] "We're all pulling for you."
GEORGE: "We are?"
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GEORGE: [running from dog] "Izzie! Incoming!"
IZZIE: "So I'm thinking of coloring my hair. Maybe red."
GEORGE: [out of breath] "Yeah? Red's good. Thinking about cutting mine."
IZZIE: "Oh yeah? It'd look good shorter."
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DENNY: "You're stalking me. You're a stalker."
IZZIE: [smiles] "Can you blame me?"
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

DENNY: "That guy Alex. You with him?"
IZZIE: "No."
DENNY: [smiles] "Good. That means I won't have to fight him for you."
IZZIE: "What makes you think I want you to fight him for me?"
DENNY: "You're in love with me. I'm well off, but not into money. I'm smart, but not a know-it-all. I'm funny, I love animals. And I'm hot. I'm a catch, if you can wrap yourself around the enlarged failing heart."
IZZIE: "You're right. I am sooo in love with you. It's a shame, really, since I'm with Hildy and all."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MEREDITH: [petting the dog] "Such a good dog! Who's Mommy's good boy?" [looks at Izzie and George] "C'mon, what are you doing? We're gonna be late."
GEORGE: "Um, we need to talk about the dog."
IZZIE: "That's not a dog, this is a hyena that escaped from the zoo and dressed up in a dog's clothing."
GEORGE: "Whatever. I don't chew up his clothes. I don't urinate on his bed. I don't try to mount him from behind."
IZZIE: "Mount you from behind?"
GEORGE: "He tried to."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "We know he cheated on you. That's why we let you turn the house into Santa's Freaking Village. We're not big on holidays. We're trying to be supportive, because you're having a hard time. But right now, Alex is having a harder time."
IZZIE: "Why should anybody care what kind of time Alex is having!?"
MEREDITH: "Because he's Dirty Uncle Sal!"
IZZIE: [looks confused]
MEREDITH: "Dirty Uncle Sal. The one who embarrasses everyone at holidays and family reunions and who can't be left alone with the teenage girls, but you have to invite him anyway. Look... I have a mother who doesn't recognize me and as far as family goes, you guys are it. So I know you're pissed at Alex, but maybe... maybe you could try and help him anyway. Like, in the spirit of this holiday you keep shoving down everybody's throats."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

GEORGE: [helping Alex practice] "Aw, my throat! It's like, wicked soar, yo. Plus I got, like, all deez sick breakouts!"
IZZIE: "You're helping him!?" [storms off]
GEORGE: [to Alex] "I was doing mono. The whole acne thing was just being a teenager."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

DEREK: "Do you happen to know what time of year neurosurgeons are busiest, Dr. Stevens?"
IZZIE: "There's a particular time of year?"
DEREK: "There's no hard or fast rule, but brain injuries tend to pile up around the holidays. Folks fall off roofs while they string up lights. They go skating for the first time in a decade and break their heads open. Every year people drive through blizzards to get to parties where they kiss germ infected strangers under poisonous mistletoe. Then they get drunk and smash their heads through their windshield on their way home. But there's no hard or fast rule."
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

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