Grey's Anatomy

Izzie Stevens Quotes (Page 46)

GEORGE: "Is Meredith the only person in the hospital who doesn’t know the size of this thing?"
IZZIE: "I’m telling her."
CRISTINA: "You can’t. She’s gone already."
IZZIE: "What? Already?"
CRISTINA: "I think she had, excuse me, an errand to run."
IZZIE: "You don’t think Meredith’s really going to mind about the party, right?"
GEORGE: "I want you to make it very clear to her that I had nothing to do with this party. Nothing."
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GEORGE: "You paged me?"
IZZIE: "I’m gonna be a while. Do you think you could get home to sign for the beer?"
ALEX: "Why don’t you have your boyfriend sign for it?"
IZZIE: "You have a very annoying way of sneaking up on people. Maybe if you were a little less creepy."
ALEX: "I wouldn’t come anyway. I hate big parties."
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IZZIE: "Hey, Hank and I have great sex, all the time. In fact we'll probably have sex after the party, or during the party."
GEORGE: "As long as you clear it with Meredith."
IZZIE: "Hank just needs to realize that doctors can have fun. We’re not all workaholics with God complexes."
CRISTINA: "We ARE workaholics with God complexes."
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IZZIE: "So the beer’s coming at 7:00 and some of the floor nurses are bringing wine."
CRISTINA: "You invited nurses? Ugh."
GEORGE: "Did you clear this with Meredith?"
IZZIE: "A few more people isn’t going to make a difference. Okay? A party’s a party."
CRISTINA: "The bigger the party the less time for bad sex with the hockey player."
IZZIE: "Would you stop saying that."
CRISTINA: "Okay."
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IZZIE: "Mr. Sturman, and how are you feeling?"
MR. STURMAN: "Pretty okay, except I don't think I ever want to have a bowel obstruction again."
IZZIE: "Really? Wow. Because we get people in here all the time requesting them."
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GEORGE: "Who else did you invite?"
CRISTINA: "Izzie, we said the list was jocks only. Surgery, Trauma, Plastics. Who else?"
IZZIE: "Just some people from Peds."
CRISTINA: "You invited the preschoolers to Meredith’s house. The next thing you’ll say is you invited the shrinks."
IZZIE: [looks away]
CRISTINA [Izzie looks away]: "She invited mental defects. This party’s DOA."
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IZZIE: "Before, when you said, 'I am not your sister,' did you think I was emasculating you?"
GEORGE: "No. I'm too masculine to be emasculated."
IZZIE: "I'm sorry."
GEORGE: "Guess you put Dr. Model to rest?"
IZZIE: "Guess I did."
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IZZIE: "What is your problem?"
MR. HUMPHREY: [to Izzie] "Look, I fantasized about you. About the woman in this photo, whoever she is. I'm not proud of it, but it's a fact. Do you know what they're gonna do to me today? I have cancer. And they're gonna lift up my legs and expose me to the world, and cut out my prostate, and my nerves. Effectively, neuter me. So is it so hard to understand that I don't want the woman who is in that photo to witness... my... my emasculation?"
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IZZIE: [rips off her shirt, throws it at Alex] "Fine! Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we? What are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Let’s see if I remember my anatomy. Glutes, right? Let’s study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through med school! Have you had enough, or should I continue, because I have a few more very interesting tattoos. You want to call me Dr. Model? That's fine. Just remember that while you're still sitting on two hundred grand of student loans... I'm out of debt."
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IZZIE: [to Mer] "He didn't buy them."
MEREDITH [to George] "You didn't buy them?"
GEORGE: "Men don't buy tampons!"
IZZIE: [opens shower door, again] "You know what? You're gonna have to get over the whole man thing, George! We're women! We have vaginas! Get used to it!"
GEORGE: [on the bathtub floor] "I am not your sister!"
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