Season 1, Episode 2: "The First Cut is the Deepest"
MEREDITH: "Alright... George and Izzie, you can move into the house."IZZIE: "Yes!"
GEORGE: "I can't believe you caved!"
MEREDITH: "I can't believe I caved."
CRISTINA: "I blame the babies. They make you toxic."
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IZZIE: "I wouldn't have called you, but I can't get hold of a translator. Can you just ask her what's wrong?"
CRISTINA: "No."
IZZIE: "Why not?"
CRISTINA: "I grew up in Beverly Hills. The only Chinese I know is from a Mr. Chow's menu. Besides, I'm Korean."
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Season 1, Episode 1: "A Hard Day's Night"
CRISTINA: [about George] "Total 007."IZZIE: "007? What's 007?"
MEREDITH: "Licensed to kill."
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GEORGE: "007. They're calling me 007, aren't they?"
MEREDITH: "No one's calling you 007."
GEORGE: "I was on the elevator and Murphy whispered 007."
CRISTINA: "Okay, how many times are we going to go through this, George? Five, ten? Give me a number or else I'm going to hit you."
GEORGE: "Murphy whispered 007 and everyone laughed."
IZZIE: "He wasn't talking about you."
GEORGE: "Are you sure?"
MEREDITH: "Would we lie to you?"
GEORGE: "Yes."
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CRISTINA: "That's the Nazi?"
GEORGE: "I thought the Nazi would be a man."
MEREDITH: "I thought the Nazi would be... a Nazi."
IZZIE: "Maybe it's professional jealousy. Maybe she's brilliant and they call her a Nazi because they're jealous. Maybe she's nice."
CRISTINA: "Let me guess. You're the model."
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GEORGE: "A shift is a marathon, not a sprint. Eat."
IZZIE: "I can't."
GEORGE: "You should eat something."
IZZIE: "You try eating after performing 17 rectal exams. The Nazi hates me."
GEORGE: "The Nazi's a resident. I have attendings hating me."
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IZZIE: "Hi! I'm Isobel Stevens, but everyone just calls me Izzie."
MIRANDA: "I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not gonna change."
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MEREDITH: "You really should take something."
CRISTINA: "Drugs are for babies."
IZZIE: "I hate Alex."
CRISITNA: "And the non sequitur award goes to..."
IZZIE: "I’m sorry, but I just hate Alex."
MEREDITH: "I broke up with Derek."
CRISTINA: "Burke wants to have a relationship."
IZZIE: "Boys are stupid."
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IZZIE: "We need to talk."
ALEX: "Why?"
IZZIE: "You kissed me."
ALEX: "Yes, I did."
IZZIE: "Should we... I mean, there's a discussion that we could have... if you wanted to have one?"
ALEX: "Look. Izzie. I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again. So get used to it. End of discussion.
IZZIE: [blushes] "Okay."
• Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
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