Popular Jack Carter Quotes
Carter: Ok everyone calmly leave the cafe and away from main street
Vincent: Why?
Carter: No idea, just do it.
Jo: So you ready to try on a pair of PALs now?
Carter: Sure, can I get one lens tuned into ESPN?
Fargo: It's like having our own Professor Xavier.
Carter: Who is Professor Xavier?
Zane: I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that.
Jo: Like a weather forecast for trouble.
Carter: Partly cloudy, with a chance local catastrophe.
Henry: [breaks bat on Carter's truck] I hardened it with a resilient, super hard, dense coating.
Carter: A science I can get behind.
Henry: Actually, I did it because I was just tired of fixing it.
[answers phone] Hey Andy, let me guess a quantum run-away something or other... Someone what? I'll be right there..[hangs up the phone] someone robbed A BANK! Yeaaaaaaah!
Holly: Huh.
Carter: What "Huh"?
Holly: It looks like the bank will return to normal mass long before it hits the ground. I need to check my math.
Cater: YES PLEASE!
Carter: Do I have to lick the lock?
Holly: You can if you want, but that would be really weird.
Carter: Someone stick her in front of a cartoon!
Henry: That's disconcerting
Jack: It's bad isn't it? What is it? Subdermal hematoma, pheocromacytoma, concussion... Uh, there was a House marathon on last night.
Jack: Do you have her scan?
Henry: Yeah, with a little help from Zane. It shows there is a radical shift in her CTA, cortex telemetric activity [pause].
Jack: Really??? Do I have to ask?
Jack: She's not acting like herself
Zane: Because someone hacked your girlfriend.
Dr. Parrish: You're accusing me of something I might do?
Carter: Well when you put it like that.
