Jack Carter Quotes
Allison: We are green across the board, everything is good.
Jack: I cleared my whole morning for damage control.
Jo: Me too.
Jack: What do you figure, we going to blow something up or get covered in goo?
Jo: Why are you so pessimistic?
Jo: [timidly] Right, I think I'm gonna go with goo.
Jack: I'll go with blow something up.
Jo: Is that...
Jack: Yeah, this is going to go well.
Jack: Ali, my first marriage failed because I didn't put down roots. That's not going to happen this time [takes out two wedding rings]
Allison: You put a lot of thought into this.
Allison: Jack, your perfect.
Allison: I would like my husband back.
Jack: I'm right here, I'm just better.
Allison: But you've lost the best part of you. Your heart.
Allison, for the first time I fit in. I don't want to go back to being the dumb ol'sheriff.
Jack: Owe! What did you do that for?
Allison: I'm worried about you. You've never studied thermodynamics or physics and you're doing work that could rewrite the text books.
Jack: I know! Turns out [whispers] it's not that hard!
OH! Tough break college! Science is fun!
Jack: Uncle [being strangled by robotic legs]
Allison: Jack. This is my... brother. Marcus
Jack: Of course he is
Marcus: Nice gams, sheriff.
Jack: Welcome to Eureka.
Andy: Something got your hard drive in a quarry boss?
Jack: Allison's brother is coming to town. I think he's checking up on the schlub his sister married.
Jack: What's the deal with your uncle?
Kevin: He's just sort of prejudice.
Jack: Against WHITE people?
Kevin: No, against dumb people - no offense.
Henry: May I present Doctor and Mister Jack Carter!
Allison: Jack, we're married
Jack: How's it feel?