Ok, first, my PDA has a camera, and second, black holes are everywhere... People need to know these things!!

Allison: The point is, black holes in Eureka.... BAD.
Jack: See! That I get!

Jo, you hate jobs like this. Have you met you?!

We didn't do anything, your little deathray nearly killed Faux-bama

Jo: We have to assume this was an assassination attempt.
Jack: Or that this is Eureka and laser things happen all the time.

Jack: I've always been a "leap blindly" kind of guy
Allison: Really, like the 4 years it took you to ask me out?

Holy crap bat-man

Taggart: My bio-contaminate crate was Xylene based.
Jack: So they crapped their way out?

Parrish: I didn't do anything to his stupid cow. Know how I know? Because cows don't melt!
Jack: [looking at melting car] How about Jeeps? Do they melt?

Nothing says good morning like a jar of cow.

Allison: The man holds the key to our future, and we just fried a bunch of neurons in his brain and you want to go out for pizza?
Jack: No! I want to go out for - Chinese.

Vincent: Why's he talking like you?
Jack: Long story.

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Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.

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