Jack Carter Quotes (Page 7)
Season 5, Episode 2: "The Real Thing"
Jack: We need to borrow one last piece of equipment.
Andy: That sounds dangerously like conspiracy to commit a felony Sheriff.
Jack: It does; dangerously similar, but uh, this might be our last chance to find the crew of the Astraeus.
Andy: If it were my S.A.R.A.H. up there, I would do anything.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Henry: I'm sorry; I'm just astounded at what Kevin's done.
Jack: Yes, grand larceny is impressive.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Fargo: What else could it be?
Holly: Chemical exposure: A big breath of E8 nerve gas and you will be seeing Elvis driving Santa's sleigh being pulled by a team of dragons.
Carter: First we're going to deal with the dragon, then Elvis.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Kevin: I needed it, so I took it.
Jack: I'm going to pretended you said "borrow" and we are going to take it back.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Jack: Senator Wen, you have to keep searching.
Senator Wen: Sheriff Carter, you have no idea how hard this decision is for me.
Jack: Then don't make it!
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 1: "Lost"
Allison: Were back, but it's only been a few minutes, Andy going a bit overboard with the protocols.
Carter: You've been gone a little longer than that.
Allison: How Long?
Carter: Four years.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 21: "Do You See What I See"
Allison: What is that?
Jack: A giant snow ninja.
Jo: And it's heading for Eureka!
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: At least we are three dimensional again... and made of clay.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: can you pick up the pace a little your highness?
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: Is that a Snowman-Ninja?
Sninja: Haaaaayaaaa
Jack: I've eaten snow cones tougher than you.
• Rating: Unrated
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