Who thinks that gesturing with one's thumbs is for poor people, and is going to be the next CEO of Kabletown? This guy!

Liz: Cross-promotional... deal mechanics... revenue streams... jargon... synergy.
Jack: That's the best presentation I've ever heard.

There are no bad ideas Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

My guess is that this was done by Frank, the black one, and Lutz.

Jack: What insolvent country do you come from?
Receptionist: New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo.

Liz: Sorry I'm not a robot!
Jack: We all are.

We'll trick those race car-loving wide loads into loving your, watching your lefty homoerotic propaganda hour yet!

Are you being coached? Is it Pat Reilly? Tell him the fun-meister says hi. He'll know what that means.

Weird in a good way. Like going to the gym drunk.

Banks: NBC is the Titanic.
Jack: The highest grossing movie of all time?

I'm Lizzing!

Avery: Sure, people in this restaurant might think you're my dad -
Jack: Or that you're my prostitute.

30 Rock Quotes

Oh, oh Ken ... we may have fallen into the intellectual deep end here. And if you try to grab on to me, we'll both drown.

Tracy

I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

Liz