Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack: You've been avoiding me, Lemon.
Liz: How do you do that without turning around?
Jack: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but... here we are.

I'm Lizzing!

Jack: Kenneth, how much money do you have in your savings?
Kenneth: Well, let's see. [looks in coffee can] Eighty thousand dollars!
Jack: If you don't include Confederate money?
Kenneth: Four thousand dollars!

They're called Spanx!

What do people not want to talk about? Soccer, jazz, infidelity.

[on his speed dial rankings] Blackberry Warren Buffett, iPhone Jimmy Buffett.

Banks: NBC is the Titanic.
Jack: The highest grossing movie of all time?

[on CNBC's Mad Money] I didn't realize we were still airing that. Cramer's been dead for six months.

Ridikolus: What color plane are you want to buy?
Jack: Clear... like Wonder Woman's.

We're Jack and Elisa ... Jalisa!

Liz: I don't know if he's mentioned this to you a hundred times, but he went to Harvard.
Jack: So we know he's smart and superb at masturbation.

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Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack

Jack: You've been avoiding me, Lemon.
Liz: How do you do that without turning around?
Jack: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but... here we are.

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