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I tracked him down to an address in Brooklyn. He's on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

There are no bad ideas Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

I'm Lizzing!

Jack: Our new slogan, NBC: We have a magical horse, is testing...okay.

I would point to Sunday Night Football which features many black players and coaches.

Not Seinfeld, Friends, ER exciting, more like 3-D episodes of Merlin exciting...

Whatever religious undergarment Kenneth wears is in a twist.

Typical liberal media. That's why I get all my news from Dick Cheney's web site, DickViews.com.

Look at this guy ... he used to be a man once.

[to Liz] You're like a swarthy, big-hipped Kelly Ripa.

Tracy: Yeah, I don't have a daughter.
Jack: Let's have a casting session on Monday.

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I tracked him down to an address in Brooklyn. He's on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.

Jack

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Tracy
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