Jack: How many other Pokemons are there?
Zarena: Jack, the plural of Pokemon IS Pokemon.

Jack: Through back channels...
Liz: Like BET?
Jack: BACK channels.

Jack: Don't be ridiculous.
Ridikolus: I am Ridikolus.

Call back tomorrow. She has baby-nomics at 11.

What about his manstress?

Holding up one finger to get someone to be quiet? He invented that ... Geiss also invented the abrupt conversational segue. Okay, talk about your thing now.

Jack: She's done a complete 180.
Jenna: Even better, Jack. She made a full 360!

I have a betting system based on horse penis size.

[on NBC spending] Yes and no. Yes it happened and no, it didn't not happen.

Jack: I don't do these things just to drive you crazy, Lemon. I do them for the good of the show.
Liz: Well, I'm the one who always has to clean up the mess afterwards.
Jack: That's why my job is way better than yours.

Jack: What are you doing?
Tracy: Payback. The way you treated me. You used me.
Jack: God, its like dating Katie Couric all over again. I didn't use you. I created a situation that could have been mutually beneficial and you blew it.

Jack: You have to stuff your heart with steel wool and tin foil. You must be ruthless, you must be absolute. Remember always you are the exterminator, say it!
Liz: I am the exterminator!
Jack: Say it like you mean it!
Liz: I am the exterminator!
Jack: Louder!
Liz: [shouts] I am the exterminator!
Jack: Okay, not that loud. People are trying to work around here.

30 Rock Quotes

Jack: How many other Pokemons are there?
Zarena: Jack, the plural of Pokemon IS Pokemon.

That's crazy. A man named Elia. That's a giraffe's name!

Tracy