Devon: You familiar with the Church of Practicology?
Jack: You mean the cult that was invented by Stan Lee?
Devon: No, I mean the religion founded by the alien king living inside Stan Lee.

We produce more failed pilots than the French Air Force.

We brought good things to life. And bad things to Chinese rivers.

What about his manstress?

I'm Lizzing!

Rich fifty is middle class thirty-eight.

I'm aware of it. I have a Google news alert for the phrase 'Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster.

[to Liz] You're like a swarthy, big-hipped Kelly Ripa.

Lemon you just had a structural, analytic insight. Professor Widmer would've given you a good job spanking.

Enjoy your decorative air holders, you deserved them.

Jack: You like NBC, don't you Kenneth?
Kenneth: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole wide world.

I'm already not liking some of these people. It reminds me of being on the bus.

30 Rock Quotes

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack

Liz: No breaking. Promise?
Tracy: I promise. I swear on my mother's grape.
Liz: Did you say grave or grape?
Tracy: Yes. Goodbye.