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Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

I love my mother, Lemon, obviously because of Stockholm Syndrome.

Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

Call back tomorrow. She has baby-nomics at 11.

She's right. You are a penis.

If this show doesn't work, I might as well let Banks do one of his gay home-invasion fantasies on me.

Kenneth: Albino monk!
Jack: That's a mirror, Kenneth.

It was our highest rating since that episode of SVU when the detectives watched American Idol.

Liz: You comin' downstairs?
Jack: And stand outside in a crowd like some Italian? I don't think so.

Yes my daughter is Canadien-American, but I'm going to treat her just like a human baby.

Jack: You're the only one bank rolling this? What about Brown and Folderson?
Tracy: That's what I call my wallet.

What about his manstress?

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30 Rock Quotes

Happy Holidays...is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas- Avery and Jack.

Avery

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack