Popular Jack Donaghy Quotes
Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.
Liz: What made you think I was gay?
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well, I'm straight.
Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.
[his list of things to do before turning 50] Go to Disneyland, ride in an airplane, kiss Peggy Fleming, live in a house with stairs, beat up a Russian, hit mom with a car.
Jack: I say we hire the one who lives by the code of the robot: Care. Love. Live.
There are no bad ideas Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.
Lemon, what happened? Did you take an Ambien with your Franzia and sleep walk here?Jack
Like a silver back gorilla or Mitt Romney's grandfather, I require more than one woman to...
Avery: I have a thing for commanding salt and pepper types. I don't know why. I think it started when I walked in on my parents the day Reagan was shot.
Jack: I wouldn't over-analyze that.
Tracy: Yeah, I don't have a daughter.
Jack: Let's have a casting session on Monday.
I don't know. But I have the entire liberal media establishment at my disposal, the same manipulation machine that got Barack Obama elected and donate all of that money for Rainstorm Katrina.
I want to welcome you to Season Four ... the restaurant where you can get the very best food in the rest of America!
Liz: I don't know if he's mentioned this to you a hundred times, but he went to Harvard.
Jack: So we know he's smart and superb at masturbation.