They're called Spanx!

She's aging, mean, and rich. That sounds Republican to me.

The imaginary enemy. Classic move, Lemon. The Salem Witch Trials, the Red scare, global warming.

All you have to do as the writing staff of an NBC show is incorporate positive mentions, or 'POS-MENS' of GE products into your program. For example you could write an episode where one of your character purchases, and is satisfied with one of GE's direct current drilling motors for off-shore or land-based projects.

Jack: [to Kenneth] You'll do fine as long as you follow my Three Ds: Discretion, Docility, and Don't Use My Bathroom.

I get it, treat her like the New York Times treats its readers!

A room full of rich people can...change the world.

My secret is, I'm in love with Liz Lemon.

I once declared 'I am God' during a deposition.

Avery: I don't know why our daughter would be afraid of Reagan.
Jack: Are you accusing me of not doing enough Reagan time with her?

Bianca: Congratulations John, she's much sharper than the other girl you had ... what was her name?
Jack: Beyonce.

Jack: I had "lunch" with Martha Stewart and "dinner" with her daughter Alexis.
Liz: Gross.

30 Rock Quotes

We'll trick those race car-loving wide loads into loving your, watching your lefty homoerotic propaganda hour yet!


I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.