Popular Jack Donaghy Quotes
The closest I came to vomiting tonight is when I saw Ann Coulter's shoulder blades.
Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.
[on NBC spending] Yes and no. Yes it happened and no, it didn't not happen.
I have a betting system based on horse penis size.
Let me tell you who we have. Craig T. Nelson, Chuck Norris, and Charlton Heston's skull. You'd be the only cool Republican.
I wasn't fishing, but thanks.
Criss: I don't understand your relationship with Liz...
Jack: She's my subordifriend.
We Donaghys believe that when there is something at all delicate to talk about it is best to suppress it...until it erupts into a fist fight at a church barbecue.
...and then attended Harvard Business School where I was voted, Most. I once hit a stand up triple off Fidel Castro. I was the first person ever to say, I need a vacation from this vacation. The song "Your so vain" was in fact written...by me.
You are a puzzle, Kenneth Ellen, and I'm going to solve you. Yes I am.
[to himself] It's winning time, you magnificent son of a bitch!
C.C.: Nobody can know we're together. Not even your friend Tracy Jordan out there.
Jack: I don't think you have to worry about Tracy.
Tracy: Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?