So shines a goon's deed in a weary world.

Jack: Jenna, this is for family only.
Jenna: Now you sound like the cops outside Jackie O's funeral.

Jack: Through back channels...
Liz: Like BET?
Jack: BACK channels.

What about his manstress?

I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You're not going to find him in the People's Gaypublic of Drugafornia.

Liz: I'm not gonna let this dress win. This morning I joined-
Jack: A suicide cult.
Liz: A gym.

There are no bad ideas Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

They're called Spanx!

Liz: No, listen to me. She's not fun, she's just crazy. Like, grab a cop's gun crazy.
Jack: Lemon, having known Claire for a very enjoyable 20 minutes and you for what feels like infinity. I'm going to go with Claire on this one.

Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

Tracy: I need a hundred thousand dollars, or I'm gonna lose both my houses.
Jack: Tracy, I don't understand. You've starred in 14 films; you don't have any money saved?
Tracy: No, I lost all of it.
Jack: Really? Who's your money manager?
Tracy: Grizz.
Grizz: Worldcom, man. Worldcom.

I'm tired of talking this much to a woman I'm not having sex with.

30 Rock Quotes

Don Geiss: If you're watching this, you are an executive of the General Electric Corporation, and the unthinkable has happened. Capitalism is ending, either because of the Soviets or something ridiculous, like a woman President. I'm speaking to you from the year 1987, but the message is timeless: Avoid The Noid!

Liz Lemon is a Judas to all womankind.

Abby Flynn