Jack Donaghy Quotes
Jack: We are lovers.
Liz: Uhh that word bums me out unless it's between the words meat and pizza.
Jack: Why are you better looking in your memory?
Liz: My memory had Seinfeld money.
Does it seem weird in here to you? Everything looks like a Mexican soap opera.
Liz: I don't know if he's mentioned this to you a hundred times, but he went to Harvard.
Jack: So we know he's smart and superb at masturbation.
I would point to Sunday Night Football which features many black players and coaches.
After I'm gone, your mother might meet someone else. I want her to be happy so his death must appear to be accidental.
...and then attended Harvard Business School where I was voted, Most. I once hit a stand up triple off Fidel Castro. I was the first person ever to say, I need a vacation from this vacation. The song "Your so vain" was in fact written...by me.
Liz: You comin' downstairs?
Jack: And stand outside in a crowd like some Italian? I don't think so.
Liz: The bathrooms are so much cleaner than at home... I don't know how they do it.
Jack: They clean them.
Jack: Lemon why do you keep spending so much money on Wigs?
Liz: Tracy's head size keeps changing.
The Harry Potter theme park is a huge hit with both anglophiles and pedophiles.
Jack: My naturally blonde lady love and I basked in the three S's: surf, sun and ...