30 Rock

Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 11)

Jack: You have all the makings of a reality superstar; hair, bully-ness, delusions of grandeur, an extremely short fuse, catch phrases...
Angie: It's my way 'til pay day.
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Milton: Listen to me damn it, I'm a doctor.
Jack: Of history. In what emergency would you be necessary? If someone wanted to know whether the 60s were awesome or not?
Milton: They were!
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Milton: Think of what I've lost...going on father and son habitat for humanity builds, and road trips in my VW van.
Jack: Yeah, or other things.
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Jack: I know some things you've done that you would not want me to bring up right now.
Colleen: Most people thought I was a hero for killing Lydia's parrot.
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Jack: I knew you would do this...take a happy moment and ruin it, just like you did when I won that scholarship at my high school graduation.
Colleen: It should've gone to the other boy!
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Jack: We Donaghys believe that when there is something at all delicate to talk about it is best to suppress it...until it erupts into a fist fight at a church barbecue.
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Jack: You're the only one bank rolling this? What about Brown and Folderson?
Tracy: That's what I call my wallet.
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Jack: I'm tired of talking this much to a woman I'm not having sex with.
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Jack: I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.
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Tracy: Hey! What was that sound? It was opportunity knocking.
Jack: No one knocked, you just barged in.
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