Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 15)
Season 4, Episode 20: "The Moms"
Jack: I know it's gay, but it's my gay problem and I'm handling it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Yes mom, I've memorized the names of all of the women in your water aerobics class.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Very different indeed. Like a cantaloupe and a Ziploc bag of mushroom soup.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 19: "Argus"
Jack: [on Argus] He's become listless, and he won't eat any of the food I got at the crazy rich person's pet shop.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: [on Geiss] We'd sit on his veranda talking about politics, business, how not to get paper cuts when making love on a pile of money.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Peacocks can live up to 40 years. Longer if they're not part of Mike Tyson's zoo.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: I'm not gonna let this dress win. This morning I joined-
Jack: A suicide cult.
Liz: A gym.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 18: "Khonani"
Jack: Honestly, these immigrants have a tough life, no health care, and I kind of just thought he'd die before it became a thing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: In my defense, every April 22nd I honor Richard Nixon's death by getting drunk and making some unpopular decisions.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 17: "Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter"
Avery: Sure, people in this restaurant might think you're my dad -
Jack: Or that you're my prostitute.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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