Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 16)
Season 4, Episode 3: "Stone Mountain"
Jack: Good God, Lemon, your breath. When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack: How surprising that your world view is food-based.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: The folks who are teaching our kids, running our prisons, growing our cigarettes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 2: "Into the Crevasse"
Jack: This isn't the auto industry, Pete. The auto industry was run by a bunch of out of touch white guys selling consumers a product they didn't want. We're GE dammit, and we're going to make a giant, flimsy microwave.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: I have a betting system based on horse penis size.
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Jack: [on NBC spending] Yes and no. Yes it happened and no, it didn't not happen.
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Jack: Your President, who by the way is Kenyan and smokes cigarettes, has created an industry task force for microwaves and small appliances.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Jack: [blurb for Liz's book] Lemon numbers among my employees.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Jack: [to Don] Well, I'll only be in D.C. for the day but if I find time I'll be sure to go see Fonzie's jacket. You sit on it as well.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 1: "Season 4"
Kenneth: Good morning, Mr. Donaghy. I would like to speak to you on behalf of all the NBC pages.
Jack: I'll give you a New York minute. That's seven seconds.
Kenneth: Well sir, we pages and I feel that me and they are not being treated fairly as regards paychecking. I'm nervous!
Jack: We went over this yesterday, Kenneth. There simply isn't any money.
Kenneth: Excuse me, sir, but I accidentally saw your paycheck.
Jack: Well I hope it was inspirational.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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