Reginald: Donaghy, still over at NBC with all those communists and homosexuals?
Jack: Reginald I believe you're thinking of the White House.

Liz: Show him how funny women are.
Jenna: Are we though?

There are no bad ideas Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

Jack: How many other Pokemons are there?
Zarena: Jack, the plural of Pokemon IS Pokemon.

Like a silver back gorilla or Mitt Romney's grandfather, I require more than one woman to...

Liz: Lize Lemon has had a little awakening in her bathing suit area.
Jack: Lemon I've seen your bathing suits, that could be anywhere.

That's the sound of Honey Boo Boos piling up on your Tivo.

So, how was your hiatus? Start with what puzzles you did.

Check out Kim Jong Un's pants. Where's the flood?

She has the brain of a man, and the ass of a French teenager.

Playing psychosexual mind games IS our normal, Lemon.

What do people not want to talk about? Soccer, jazz, infidelity.

30 Rock Quotes

Jack: Never go with a hippie to a second location.
Liz: I need to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money. Can you teach me how to do that?
Jack: With my eyes closed.

Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? [pointing thumbs at self] This moi.

Liz