Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 3)
Season 5, Episode 19: "I Heart Connecticut"
Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: We produce more failed pilots than the French Air Force.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 18: "Plan B"
Jack: I tracked him down to an address in Brooklyn. He's on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: He's a gay shark, like the actor who played Jaws.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: There is a gay Jack Donaghy. His name is Devon Banks.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 17: "Queen of Jordan"
Jack: I am extremely secure in my athleticism, my masculinity, and my rectal integrity.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dot Com: You were a switch hitter?
Jack: Switch hitter, pitcher, catcher. Whatever the boys needed.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: For the first time in six months we beat all the Music Choice channels except of course, Latin Beats.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 16: "TGS Hates Women"
Jack: Who thinks that gesturing with one's thumbs is for poor people, and is going to be the next CEO of Kabletown? This guy!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 15: "It's Never Too Late for Now"
Jack: I can see someone got to first base, which is what I consider sex with a stranger.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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