30 Rock

Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 34)

Ridikolus: What color plane are you want to buy?
Jack: Clear... like Wonder Woman's.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Don't be ridiculous.
Ridikolus: I am Ridikolus.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Jack: The Game?
Tracy: Nope.
Jack: T.I.?
Tracy: It not happenin.
Jack: Super head?
Tracy: No can do.
Jack: Fabolous?
Tracy: Wont do.
Jack: Redonkeykong?
Tracy: Nope.
Jack: MC Skat Kat?
Tracy: What?
Jack: HoMONKulus?
Tracy: Uh-uh.
Jack: Raw Dog?
Tracy: Hell no! Me an his beef go way back. We were both on cast members on Nickelodeon show called "Ray-Ray's Garage."
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Tracy: Who else is going to be at that party?
Jack: Well, you're going to be sharing the stage with NAS...
Tracy: Nope, he hates me! We used to date the same girl.
Jack: What about Young Jeezy?
Tracy: Forget about it. I called his pit bull gay on 106th and Park.
Liz: That would do it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: He is not your friend, he's your opponent. He's going to try to grab all the marbles and it's our job to hide them.
Liz: That's not how you play marbles, Jack.
Jack: But that's how you keep them.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jack: Good lord! The worm ... that's so degrading. Are its origins German?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: The crab is getting aroused. Shut it down. Shut it down!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jack: Lemon, I would like to teach you something. I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid who learns that poetry is just another way to rap.
Liz: No, Jack. I don't want to learn about negotiation. I just want Josh to stay. The show needs him.
Jack: Lesson number one: you don't need anyone. Sure, Josh tests well with female viewers 12 to 24, which is important to advertisers because young women will buy just about anything.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Yeah, I don't have a daughter.
Jack: Let's have a casting session on Monday.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: What are you doing?
Tracy: Payback. The way you treated me. You used me.
Jack: God, its like dating Katie Couric all over again. I didn't use you. I created a situation that could have been mutually beneficial and you blew it.
 • Rating: Unrated

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