Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 4)
Season 7, Episode 2: "Governor Dunston"
Jack: That's the sound of Honey Boo Boos piling up on your Tivo.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 1: "The Beginning of the End"
Jack: So, how was your hiatus? Start with what puzzles you did.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 22: "What Will Happen To the Gang Next Year?"
Jack (as Avery): Check out Kim Jong Un's pants. Where's the flood?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 21: "The Return of Avery Jessup"
Jack: She has the brain of a man, and the ass of a French teenager.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Playing psychosexual mind games IS our normal, Lemon.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jack: What do people not want to talk about? Soccer, jazz, infidelity.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 20: "Queen of Jordan 2: Mystery of the Phatom Pooper"
Jack: Jenna, this is for family only.
Jenna: Now you sound like the cops outside Jackie O's funeral.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 19: "Live From Studio 6H"
Jack (as Tony): We've got a great show. At least that's what the Jews I pay tell me.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jack (as Larry): Bang, zoom, I'm gonna drown you in the bathtub and say a mental patient did it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack (as Larry): One of these days I'm gonna cut you up in pieces and feed you to the neighbor's dogs.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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