Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 4)
Season 5, Episode 15: "It's Never Too Late for Now"
Jack: Lemon you just had a structural, analytic insight. Professor Widmer would've given you a good job spanking.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 14: "Double-Edged Sword"
Jack: Yes my daughter is Canadien-American, but I'm going to treat her just like a human baby.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Bellboy: What is so bad about being Canadian?
Jack: Your milk comes in bags...bags.
Avery: Your pavilion at Epcot doesn't have a ride!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jack [to Liz]: Not only is your fly open, there's a pencil sticking out of it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: I never sleep on planes. I don't wanna get "incepted."
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 13: "¡Que Sorpresa!"
Jack: Avery and I want the baby's middle name to be Elizabeth, after you.
Liz: Oh Jack, that's so gay balls.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jack: I can get you into a restaurant where you watch a child play with a bunny, and then you eat the bunny.
Kenneth: Isn't that just Easter?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: You have me over a barrel. What are you going to do?
Kenneth: Not what my uncle does when he gets a hitch-hiker over a barrel, I'll tell you that.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 12: "Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning"
Jack: It was reality TV. It can be good. It can be terrible. It just can't be anything in between.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: It was our highest rating since that episode of SVU when the detectives watched American Idol.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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