Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 6)
Season 6, Episode 12: "St. Patrick's Day"
Jack: You in orange? You'll look like a creamsicle with an old tooth stuck in it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Unfortunately, unless Harry's Law really took off this week and no one told me, you two are the biggest stars at the network.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 11: "Standards and Practices"
Jack: Whatever are you doing here, Kaylie Hooper?
Kaylie: Enjoying my total lack of adult supervision. I just had fruit roll ups for dinner...at a strip club.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kaylie: My mom is in Indonesia visiting her charity where poor children make shoes.
Jack: Isn't that just a sweatshop?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 10: "Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky"
Jack: Wow, that is some high level paranoid thinking...like Hitler, or Willy Wonka.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: That sofa is made from Seabiscuit.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 8: "The Tuxedo Begins"
Jack: Come on Donaghy. You've skied Mount St. Helen's, made eye contact with Michelle Bachman, been trapped under a boulder for 128 hours, you're not scared of anything.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 6: "Hey, Baby, What's Wrong (Part 1)"
Jack: She's right. You are a penis.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: What insolvent country do you come from?
Receptionist: New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 5: "Today You Are a Man"
Jack: He's a white male with hair, Lemon. The sky's the limit.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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