Jack: I'm already not liking some of these people. It reminds me of being on the bus.• Show: 30 Rock • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack: I don't have bed bugs, Kenneth. I went to Princeton.
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Jack: The American public doesn't want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing-
Liz: Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever.
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Jack: I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You're not going to find him in the People's Gaypublic of Drugafornia.
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Jack: Good God, Lemon, your breath. When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?
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Liz: I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack: How surprising that your world view is food-based.
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Jack: The folks who are teaching our kids, running our prisons, growing our cigarettes.
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Jack: This isn't the auto industry, Pete. The auto industry was run by a bunch of out of touch white guys selling consumers a product they didn't want. We're GE dammit, and we're going to make a giant, flimsy microwave.
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Jack: I have a betting system based on horse penis size.
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Jack: [on NBC spending] Yes and no. Yes it happened and no, it didn't not happen.
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