Jack: [on not confronting his dad] It's the biggest regret of my life, Lemon. And I once made love to Kathy Hilton.• Show: 30 Rock • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack: Have you ever been to Florida? It's a criminal population. It's America's Australia.
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Jack: [on Tracy] His life is like Enron, circa 1999. So wild.
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Jack: [to Tracy] This is decadent. And I once went to Miami with Daryl Strawberry.
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Jack: Somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody's perfect.
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Jack: My God. I already put my wedding announcement in Cigar Aficionado.
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Jack: Wigco.com? Sheinhardt's Wig's user-generated content site. All that anybody ever posted on it were penises.
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Jack: Jenna, Sheinhardt-Universal does not want to release the picture.
Jenna: And how will that affect my Oscar chances?
Jack: Adversely.
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Jenna: Do you need a sex tape released? 'Cause I got a weird one; it's night vision and you can see that his buddy is robbing me.
Jack: No, Jenna, I want you on the PR warpath. If there's a red carpet, I want you on it talking up the movie, starting Monday.
Jenna: The Kid's Choice Awards? Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven-Symoné for one day, but she knows what she did.
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Liz: Before I go, could I at least find out what Frank's hat says.
Jack: "Constant Craving."
Liz: He could do better!
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Total Quotes: 191
