Jack: You being dead is the best thing that ever happened to this movie. Jenna, I wanna Tupac you.Jenna: Fine, but I have to pee first!
Jack: No. No, no, no, no. Tupac Shakur, the rapper. He sold ten times more albums when he was dead than when he was alive; that's what we're going to do with this movie.
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Jack: Your writer's room is now the headquarters for Telemundo's coverage of World Cup soccer qualifying.
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Jack: Sometimes sexual bartering works. Salome, Mata Hari, Deborah Norville.
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Jack: [to Kenneth] You'll do fine as long as you follow my Three Ds: Discretion, Docility, and Don't Use My Bathroom.
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Jack: The days of your wild coke parties are over.
Liz: Well, if by coke you mean soda.
Jack: I do.
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Jack: Enjoy your decorative air holders, you deserved them.
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Jack: [to Liz] Top front? Good lord, Lemon, that's your worst quadrant.
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Jack: I'm Lizzing!
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Jack: Go to Disneyland? Lemon, I've held Walt Disney's frozen head in my hands.
Liz: That's awesome.
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Jack: [his list of things to do before turning 50] Go to Disneyland, ride in an airplane, kiss Peggy Fleming, live in a house with stairs, beat up a Russian, hit mom with a car.
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Total Quotes: 191
