Jack: I have faith ... in things that I can buy and sell and deregulate. Capitalism is my religion.• Show: 30 Rock • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack: I once declared 'I am God' during a deposition.
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Jack: I may have sodomized our former vice president while under the influence of some weapons grade narcotics. Oh, it feels good to say that one out loud actually. That one was weighing on me.
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Jack: I believe we were brought together by the most successful capitalist enterprise in the history of the world. Despite the McLean Deluxe and the MickeyMoo.
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Jack: Oh, come on Lemon, what is this? A green card thing?
Liz: No.
Jack: Closet case?
Liz: I don't think so.
Jack: Slump buster?
Liz: No, he's not a ballplayer.
Jack: Bundy-esque serial killer?
Liz: That was my first thought, but no. This is actually happening, and I'm blowing it.
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Jack: [to Liz] I give you a simple management suggestion in a professional context, and I get back the second half of a Judy Blume novel.
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Jack: [to himself] It's winning time, you magnificent son of a bitch!
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Jack: Way to tell me something I already knew. What are you, The Huffington Post?
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Liz: We need to get these guys! Don't you know the Postmaster General?
Jack: I do, but we had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp. If I wanted to lick a hippie, I'd return Joan Baez's phone calls.
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Jack: Rich fifty is middle class thirty-eight.
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