Bones

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Brennan: What have you done?
Hodgins: Baking soda. It's not just for cooking any more.

So, it was the hooker in the bedroom with the candlestick. Tell me this is not starting to sound like a game of Clue.

Cam: Those all sound like names of super villains.
Hodgins: Nope. They are brand names for a structural insecticide.

Man, excrement is our friend on this one.

Hey, Aubrey! Bag any excrement you can find!

This is the third time I've been a murder suspect! That makes me want to kill someone so you don't waster your time.

Angela: What? He's eye candy. Just deal with it.
Hodgins: You here just to gawk, or did you finish your reconstruction?

Angela: How could you possibly know what this guy would do?
Hodgins: Because it's what I would do.

Cam: You risked the remains by trying a technique you weren't sure was gonna work?
Warren: Yeah... thanks for all the pineapples and trusting me. I'm thinkin' Mai Tais after work.
Cam: But I don't trust you. Not now.
Hodgins: It was risky, but I gotta say -- science was on her side.

Cam: It's not that big a deal, really.
Hodgins: That's what I said until Angela's dad knocked me out and tattooed me.
Cam: Is that supposed to be making me feel better?

Is it me, or did it just get totally awkward in here?

Hodgins: Well. You're a stronger man than I am.
Wendell: Making you look bad is one of the things that keeps me going.

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Bones Quotes

Relaxing makes me tense.

Brennan

We reject Satan and they reject buttons.

Booth [on the Amish]

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones