Hodgins: I'll put $25 on the wedding being cancelled.
Sweets: $50 says it's cancelled before the sun goes down.

Hodgins: Are you saying we aren't healthy because we work all the time?
Cam: Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Hodgins: We're at war with the CIA?
Cam: That's a little melodramatic.
Hodgins: They have killer robot drones, Cam. Read a newspaper.

Angela: Hey, we're gonna get him, Hodgins. You know that we will.
Hodgins: I should've killed him when I had the chance.

Hodgins: Hey, I accept not being rich-rich, but I wouldn't mind being a little richer than we are right now.
Angela: We're living off our salaries. It's what people do.
Finn: Well, happiness isn't tied to how much money you make.
Hodgins: Thank you, Opie, but I'd rather not have Michael Vincent grow up eating squirrel gizzards and hillbilly broth.

Thank god I am a conspiracy theorist and not a doomsday hysteric.

Hodgins: So his only problem is sleeping alone.
Daisy: No one likes that, Dr. Hodgins. Isn't that why you married Ms. Montenegro?

Daisy: Are you thinking some terribly complicated suicide attempt?
Hodgins: I'm thinking accident, but I like your flair for the dramatic.

Cam: You can tell all of that just from a hand?
Bones: Extremities can be very informative.
Hodgins: Are you going to talk about the size of a man's feet now?

Hodgins: You're talking about doing another experiment, aren't you?
Wells: Perhaps I am your brother from another mother.

Hodgins: Is she looking at me like an angry schoolteacher?
Booth: Yeah. Yeah, she does that a lot.

Hodgins: Stepping in on the bone stuff. This could be dangerous.
Edison: Yeah, well my middle name is danger. It's actually Thomas.
Sweets: Thomas? His name is Thomas Edison.

Bones Quotes

You told me my husband was dead. Angry doesn't begin to cover it.


Booth: I worked really, really hard on my vows, but you know, now that we're here, look, um, hey. Do you remember the last time that we were here? Standing right around in this spot? It was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because you were irritating me and, uh, you chased me down, and you caught up to me and I said to you 'listen, I just have to get all my ducks in a row' and you said to me--
Brennan: I can be a duck.
Booth: Yeah. You know we had been chasing each other for a long time. Chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes. And now chasing you has been the smartest thing that I have ever done in my life. And being chased by you has been my greatest joy. But now, we, uh, we don't have to chase each other anymore because we caught each other.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones