Jackie Burkhart Quotes
Donna: This whole divorce thing could actually work to my advantage.
Jackie: Exactly!
Donna: Yeah... I just have to make it very clear that my love is contingent on how much they buy me!
Jackie: Why am I even talking to you about this? You have a great handle on it.
Donna: Excuse me, Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul?
Jackie: Um, cheerleading camp.
Kitty: Now, Jackie, have you ever made a pie before?
Jackie: No, I don't really cook much. I just plan on getting by on my looks.
(sitting atop the water tower)
Jackie: Oh my god. From up here, Point Place looks just like Paris.
Donna: You think that looks like Paris? No wonder you think Kelso could be a model.
Kelso: Whoa! I could so be a model.
(dressed up as storm troopers)
Jackie: Oh my god, you guys just gotta come over to the dark side!
Fez: They have free food!
Donna: Remember when you beat him up on the playground?
Eric: I kicked his ass.
Jackie: Wait. Wasn't he the kid with scoliosis and asthma?
Eric: Yep. And I kicked his ass.
Jackie: Well, I have a date too.
Kelso: Who is he? What's his name?
Jackie: His name is... not important. What's important is, he's better than you, in every single conceivable way.
Kelso: Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!
Jackie: Oh, God, Steven, this is beautiful. You know, this whole experience has taught me that I don't need Michael to go to the Prom. I can go with anyone, even you. Thanks. (she kisses Hyde on the cheek)
Hyde: Okay, let's not do that.
Jackie: Now I can forget about this whole ugly thing and never ever have to--
Donna (while shaking her violently): Jackie, I am not gonna let you forget about this!
Jackie: So Donna, tell me more about this pill. Does it do anything weird to your hair?
Donna: Only above your lip.
Donna: I have to go to the bathroom. Jackie?
Jackie: Oh my God, Donna, you have never asked me to go to the bathroom with you before!
Donna: Yeah, it's a big day.
Jackie: Look, I need to talk to someone. I can really use a friend right now.
Eric: Okay then well, good luck with that.
