Jackie Peyton Quotes
Jackie: I am here because I like you. Not because you have drugs.
Eddie: You like me, huh?
Jackie: What do you want me to say, Eddie?
Eddie: What do you think?
Jackie: I love this place, always remembers how I like my coffee.
Eddie: Yes, it remembers all things related to her.
There's lots of reasons to have kids. Just as many not to.
Coop: Jackie Peyton, armed and dangerous.
Jackie: Don't tempt me.
Kevin: Seriously, Jackie, you're nuts.
Jackie: Seriously, Kevin, you're mine.
Gloria: I'm not a prude! I was at Woodstock for Christ's sake.
Jackie: No you weren't.
She'd rather watch a fire safety video than High School Musical.
Eddie: You have a lot of pent-up anger.
Jackie: You have no idea.
My house? My kids? Are you out of your fucking mind?
Jackie: Are you wearing perfume?
Zoey: No. Why? Is it bad? Does it make me smell like an old lady?
By the way, your husband's testicles have migrated. I'll let you know if we find them.
Jackie: Page urology.
Fitch: That's my call. I get to say that: page urology.