Private Practice

Sam Bennett Quotes (Page 2)

Sam: Sloan is a Dachshund. Dachshunds like to eat poop.
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Sam: Mark Sloan had you naked within an hour of his arrival. Now, what does that say to you?
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Sam: My foot is down.
Bailey: Your foot is down? Well, you best pick it up and walk away from me!
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Sam: I wasn't always the guy who sat and watched.
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Sam: The goal is to bring in someone who is an excellent doctor and who we get along well with personally. Pete is both.
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Sam: Having a conscience is brutal.
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Sam: You like women.
Cooper: Yeah, and you know what? I'm living with one with no sexual benefits, I'm sleeping with one who's way too complicated, and the one place where there can just be men; there are women.
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Naomi: So. You got Maya?
Sam: Yes. I have Maya, so you go and do your thing with the oats.
Naomi: With the what?
Sam: The oats.
Naomi: Oh, sow my oats. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Thank you for calling him.
Sam: You know you look a little slutty. Maybe if you changed ... cover up ...
Naomi: Oh, no, no, no, no. Slutty's good. You know, for sowing oats, slutty is very good, you know. I'm not trying to get a husband here.
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Sam: It's hard to believe the five of us back togeher again.
Naomi: Six. Six, Archer makes six.
Sam: Right, six, I forgot about Archer, six.
Mark: And if you count the worms in Archer's brain, that makes, like, twenty six.
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Miranda: I always liked Addison. Don't always like everybody, but I always liked her. She smells nice, she's polite, she saves babies. So what happened to the brother? Was he lost at birth? Raised by wolves?
Sam: He's not always such an ass.
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