SAM: "Hey...you want details, go see Naomi."
ADDISON: "She won't talk about it."
SAM: "Ah. Then you get no details."
ADDISON: "I'm on your side, you know that?"
SAM: "That's why you get no details."
ADDISON: "Details!"
SAM: "Woman, be quiet..."
ADDISON: "I even missed you."

ADDISON: "Did you cheat?"
SAM: "Two things I learned back in kindergarten. One, keep your hands to yourself. Two, he who smelt it, dealt it."
ADDISON: "That makes no sense."
SAM: "Yeah... well, you cheated... you cheated on your husband with his best friend. There. Smelt it, dealt it. It works."
ADDISON: "You're using fart logic!"

SAM: "Ow!"
ADDISON: "Idiot – you divorced Naomi?"
SAM: "Just mind your own business."
ADDISON: [slaps Sam again]
SAM: "Ouch!"
ADDISON: "Moron. She’s my best friend."
SAM: "Stop hitting me on top of my head."

[asked if a husband with sexual problems still likes sex] "He's a guy and he's not dead. I'm guessing yes."

JACKSON

"Never talk about your penis when you hug another man."

JACKSON

Private Practice Quotes

[as we see Sam having a heart-to-heart with his little dog] Her ex-husband, Sam, is an internist. You wish you had his people skills.

Addison

Charlotte: My mom always says God doesn't give with both hands. You're young, beautiful, brilliant. There has to be something you can't have.
Amelia: Some days I'd give that all up.
Charlotte: That's just the craving talking. The longer you go without a drink...
Amelia: I drank at your wedding. I thought it was ginger ale. I spit it out.
Charlotte: OK, since then?
Amelia: Nothing, but I can't stop thinking about it.
Charlotte: It was an accident. Don't let a slip turn into a fall. Get your butt to a meeting.

Private Practice Music

  Song Artist
Song Lost The Mary Onettes
Down in the valley Down In The Valley The Broken West iTunes
Song Message From Yuz The Switches