Jake Rosati Quotes
Jake: But maybe you’re not as big a bitch as you want everyone to think you are.
Sadie: No, I totally am.
Tamara: Whoa, back to the future much?
Jake: Yeah, well, I realized that the no effort had become to much effort.
Tamara: Okay, did Jake hire a swag coach?
Tamara: O M G, did you hear that?
Jake: Hear what?
Tamara: That's the sound of me not giving a flying f**k!
I ate a cookie but I didn't know it was from space!
Am I having a seizure or did some weird stuff just go down?
Jenna: Like Ricky, apparently he was working something out too.
Jake: More like rubbing it out. What's with the latent fixation on boobs?
Jenna: It's not latent it's blatant.
You can't even cook a pop-tart Bro.
Matty: Can I borrow your thong?
Jake: Only if you hand wash it.
Jake: What color's your dress?
Jenna: Not peach.
