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Awkward

Tamara: O M G, did you hear that?
Jake: Hear what?
Tamara: That's the sound of me not giving a flying f**k!

I ate a cookie but I didn't know it was from space!

Am I having a seizure or did some weird stuff just go down?

Jenna: Like Ricky, apparently he was working something out too.
Jake: More like rubbing it out. What's with the latent fixation on boobs?
Jenna: It's not latent it's blatant.

You can't even cook a pop-tart Bro.

Matty: Can I borrow your thong?
Jake: Only if you hand wash it.

Jake: What color's your dress?
Jenna: Not peach.

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Awkward Quotes

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey

Eva: Sadie, I really admire how comfortable you are with your body. You're so brave.
Sadie: I'm not brave. I have amazing tits unlike you and your sad floppers.

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