Jake: But maybe you’re not as big a bitch as you want everyone to think you are.
Sadie: No, I totally am.

Tamara: Whoa, back to the future much?
Jake: Yeah, well, I realized that the no effort had become to much effort.
Tamara: Okay, did Jake hire a swag coach?

Tamara: O M G, did you hear that?
Jake: Hear what?
Tamara: That's the sound of me not giving a flying f**k!

I ate a cookie but I didn't know it was from space!

Am I having a seizure or did some weird stuff just go down?

Jenna: Like Ricky, apparently he was working something out too.
Jake: More like rubbing it out. What's with the latent fixation on boobs?
Jenna: It's not latent it's blatant.

You can't even cook a pop-tart Bro.

Matty: Can I borrow your thong?
Jake: Only if you hand wash it.

Jake: What color's your dress?
Jenna: Not peach.

Awkward Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.


Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.