Lamenation Jane? Why don't you just cover it in glitter you cheap whore.

Strength, courage, composure, no carbs.

Max you look like John McEnroe's fat cousin, John Mac n Cheese.

Max: What are all those red arrows for?
Jane: Oh, those are all the areas that need improvements.
Max: But those are all of them.
Jane: Yeah, you've got lots of bad areas. You're like the Oakland of gay guys.

You're right. I don't have to be in charge, even though it's better when I am.

What she did was a strong move by a strong woman. She's basically Mary J. Blige.

Hey forgetti and meatballs, Jason Bourne called and said he remembers more stuff than you.

Winners win and losers lose and alcoholics they just booze. They win at drinking, that's their thing but our thing's just winning. We're Brad and Jane let's start the game. Sup suckas?

Brad/Jane

Ugh actors are the worst.

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