Jane Kerkovich-Williams Quotes
You lightly bite one security guard and they act like you're a criminal!
Penny: You lied to him?
Jane: Ok I did not know he was going to come in like he just shot the sheriff.
Brad: It's going to be an awesome night!
Jane: We're not going to have a three way.
Brad: It's going to be pretty good night...
Max, you do not have disposable income when you owe us $11,000 and three cats.
Anyway you're only as good as your weakest link. I'm talking about Yipsy Kay Ay Mother failure over there.
Alex: Hello Jane.
Jane: Hello Newman.
Silly Alex, wins are for winners.
I don't know why I'm surprised, I once saw you put sunscreen on a grape because you didn't want it to become a raisin.
I took control of my destiny. I changed my birthday. I am Queens Boulevard.
Happy birthday Jane...and Jesus.
Jane: A summer birthday really matches my easy breezy vibe.
Dave: Easy breezy vibe? I thought you had more of a dead of winter, girl with the dragon tattoo, Sarsgaard Murderhouse vibe.
Max: Hello this is not a foursome, you guys are totally fifth wheeling me!
Dave: C'mon man we're not fifth wheeling you, Joey Fatone.
Brad: Yeah you're still part of the group Sporty Spice.
Jane: You're our favorite character Roz from Frasier.
