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You lightly bite one security guard and they act like you're a criminal!

Penny: You lied to him?
Jane: Ok I did not know he was going to come in like he just shot the sheriff.

Brad: It's going to be an awesome night!
Jane: We're not going to have a three way.
Brad: It's going to be pretty good night...

Max, you do not have disposable income when you owe us $11,000 and three cats.

Anyway you're only as good as your weakest link. I'm talking about Yipsy Kay Ay Mother failure over there.

Alex: Hello Jane.
Jane: Hello Newman.

Silly Alex, wins are for winners.

I don't know why I'm surprised, I once saw you put sunscreen on a grape because you didn't want it to become a raisin.

I took control of my destiny. I changed my birthday. I am Queens Boulevard.

Happy birthday Jane...and Jesus.

Jane: A summer birthday really matches my easy breezy vibe.
Dave: Easy breezy vibe? I thought you had more of a dead of winter, girl with the dragon tattoo, Sarsgaard Murderhouse vibe.

Max: Hello this is not a foursome, you guys are totally fifth wheeling me!
Dave: C'mon man we're not fifth wheeling you, Joey Fatone.
Brad: Yeah you're still part of the group Sporty Spice.
Jane: You're our favorite character Roz from Frasier.

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Happy Endings Quotes

You're sweating on my bruschetta.

Jane [to Brad]

The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."

Penny
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