Why do you have to go straight to breeding, with my brother.

If I wanted support like that I would have called my mother.

One date to see Dumb and Dumber doesn't constitute a boyfriend.

Jane: What is it with the English and their ridiculous hats?
Maura: The Anglican church made women cover their heads.
Jane: With a pink migrating goose.

Angela: Why do you have to be so snippy?
Jane: Why do you have to be so snoopy?

Jane: I hate it when you correct me.
Maura: I hate it when you forget about Mr. Adverb.

Does your brain ever get tired?

Frankie: Who are you dressed as?
Jane: A person. Shut up.

I'll never tell you that it'll be OK when I don't know that it will.

I just shot my best friend's father.

Maura: This microphone doesn't make me look like I have three breasts does it?
Jane: Hey, some guys are into that.

Even you would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.