It is so weird watching your mother rebound.

Jane: I saw you eating a contraband donut this morning.
Frost: You wellness snitch.

Please tell me I'm asleep and that was a dream.

I'm going to kill her. That should fulfill the physical activity time for today.

Thank you for playing the annoy the uncaffeinated detective game

Stanley: Arrest me.
Jane: What's the charge? Felony or misdemeanor assholishness?

I'll guess that wasn't sugar that double tall was pouring into five pump minty's FroCap.

Maura: It is so clean in here you could eat off the tables.
Jane: Let's not.

Jane: Do you ever worry that you'll sound pretentious?
Maura: No.

Tommy: What do I do with him?
Jane: Use two hands.

Maura: Instant! You served me instant?
Jane: I'm so tired you're lucky I didn't serve you Drano.

Serial killers get away with it because they appear so normal.