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Maura: Instant! You served me instant?
Jane: I'm so tired you're lucky I didn't serve you Drano.

Serial killers get away with it because they appear so normal.

Jane: What if it's dad's?
Frankie: He tore up his parent card when he slept with someone younger than us.

Frost: Me and Frankie are holding steady with the grudge.
Jane: That's productivie.

Have you noticed the Cruella d'Ville streak in her hair?

Lydia can barely tie her own shoes.

Now you've got a conscience after you've slept with half my family?

Maura: I don't like confrontations.
Jane: That's why you're the good cop.
Maura: Oh, right and you're the beat your face in cop.

Oh, thank goodness. Frankie brought us some Mad Dog 20/20 to go with our yams.

Jane: What are you doing?
Korsak: He's opening a Radio Shack.

Where is she registered? Moochers R Us.

Maura: I'm going to make you eat something green tonight.
Jane: OK, I'll get extra pickles on my burger.

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