Whenever you get in a crisis you get on a first name basis with the UPS man.

You were the last one seen with a woman who was found with her skull bashed in. I'm so sorry to bother you.

I'm going to work out on my couch. The five stages of junk food.

I'm just not up for a pervert today.

As soon as you're done swallowing the Peter rabbit pancake can you go through the suitcase, please.

She looks like some big, weird doll.

Never date a zombie they have no respect for the law.

You understand that CI doesn't stand for crazy individual?

Jane: I didn't know you lost friends in Vietnam.
Korsak: I don't like to talk about it. People don't like to hear it.

Does the fascination with your ding-a-lings ever end?

Kind of hot, for a dead guy.

Maura: What a powerful piece of street art.
Jane: What a powerful example of felony vandalism.

Rizzoli & Isles Quotes

Maura: You still have pain?
Jane: No, I just like saying ow.

Even you would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.

Jane