Detective Jane Rizzoli Quotes
Frost: So how does a white female cop get the confidence of a black kid from the hood.
Jane: I have mad skills.
Did you just say what's the big whoop?
Maura: Well what am I suppose to get you for your birthday?
Jane: What is that? The duck boat ride?
Jane: A hot air balloon ride?
Maura: Well, it's a rather unfortunate coincidence that I found a balloon full of teeth today but this is completely different.
Maura: You okay?
Jane: What, because I saw my own personal boogie man today? No.
Jane: He called me hysterical.
Frost: I'm surprised his balls aren't in his throat right now.
Tommy's not the only Rizzoli with a beautiful mind.
Here's a deal. I'll do sensitivity training. You never do Brando.
Axel: You're a cop. That's a turn off.
Jane: Bummer.
Maura: Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest...
Jane: You know what his abundant belly suggest? Snowball's chance in hell.
Yes Maura, I am sabotaging your knight to queen, castle thingy move.
Korsak: Junkies don't shoot dope out in the open.
Jane: They're like cockroaches. They hide.
