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Frost: How come you two are competing over who takes the least vacation days.
Jane: Because we're studs.

I'm proud of you Tommy. You're the man Pop never was.

Maura: I prefer to do an autopsy.
Jane: I prefer to be in Hawaii.

How is it that we can put a rover on Mars but the damn crime lab can't find a toxin unless we tell it what to look for?

Maura: You can't have caffeinated beverages this late in the day, Jane.
Jane: OK, Maura says I can't drink it so can I have an IV drip?

Barry: I'd take him off your hands for you but I hear he's a face licker.
Jane: Not my face.

Actually since your last boyfriend was Dennis the serial killer, I'm all for BT.

Giovanni: What are you guys doing here?
Jane: Well, they make us show up when there's a dead guy.

Maura: I think he's sexy.
Jane: He thinks he's sexy too.

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