Janice Soprano Quotes
Season 2, Episode 12: "The Knight in White Satin Armor"
Tony: How many jobs have you had in this lifetime?
Janice: Enough to know I don't want another one.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Janice: What did you do with...[Richie's body]?
Tony: (deadpan) We buried him... on a hill... overlooking a little river... with pine cones all around.
Janice: You did?
Tony: (irritated) Come on, Janice! What the f**k do you care what we did with him?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Carmela: In a year, tops, you're gonna have to accept a gumar.
Janice: Oh, yeah? Well I'd like to see a gumar who's gonna let him hold a gun to their head when they f**k.
Carmela: You let him hold a gun to your head during sex?
Janice: Yeah. Well, if that gets him off, I mean, it's not any different than garter belts and nurse's uniforms.
Carmela: Well, it's a gun, Janice. I thought you were a feminist.
Janice: Usually he takes the clip out.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 3: "Toodle-Fucking-Oo"
Janice: There's a Zuni saying: "For every twenty wrongs a child does, ignore nineteen."
Tony: There's an old Italian saying: "You f**k up once, you lose two teeth."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 2: "Do Not Resuscitate"
Tony: I'm sellin' Ma's house. You understand, Janice? Now put that f**king sign back in the f**king ground and that's it. End of discussion. Period.
Janice: You're so left brained. Whether the sign is there or not, the house is still for sale. The agent still has the listing.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 1: "Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office..."
Janice: Some family reunion--the woman who bore them all is barred from the premises.
• Rating: Unrated
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