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I've got to figure out how to be on TV naked more often.

You think everyone's head looks tiny because you've got a huge head. You look like a Mardi Gras float.

Damien: You're bait for a scumbag like Leonard Franklin.
Jared: Hey that's my crappy dad you're trashing.

I'm like a ladybug, but tough.

It makes you an intern and I need someone to sexually harass and get me coffee on the double.

As long as we are on this road together, we'll be alright.

Did you come here to dance on our graves because you're early?

You are the Hugh Hefner of wackos.

Is this why you went to law school? To bring down fellow lawyers?

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