Jared Franklin Quotes
Peter: Dogs can sense evil.
Jared: I think that's earthquakes, Buddy.
Not hitting people's why I became a lawyer.
Rachel and your mom making out is one of the hottest things ever.
He's objecting to love?
Peter: You are so going to marry her.
Jared: I know.
Text haiku was ahead of its time.
Rachel: What kind of monster to you think I am?
Jared: Shape shifter.
Peter: Swamp demon.
Peter: Look at you doing the walk of shame here at the office.
Jared: Not walk of shame. Walk of glory.
In this light with your guard down, you almost look human.
Jared: Have we mentioned that our client is a war veteran, your Honor?
Judge: Eleven times.
Don: I'm not in any position to say no.
Jared: Damn right. You're a dead man.
Jared: My feet are sticking to the floor.
Peter: That's good party traction.