Peter: For rock and roll.
Jared: I was going to say justice but OK, for rock and roll.

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• Added: June 26, 2012

No blowing before 8am. I don't necessarily agree with that.

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• Added: June 26, 2012

Hey, Pindi. I returned your iCarly box set. I put it right on your unitard, buddy.

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• Added: June 26, 2012

You can't put LuLu in the county pen. She's too pretty.

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• Added: June 19, 2012

Peter: I can't believe you play basketball.
Jared: I can't believe you get facials.

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• Added: June 19, 2012

Pindi can't take an escalator alone.

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• Added: June 19, 2012

Peter: I've got eight pounds of meat.
Jared: Too easy.

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• Added: June 12, 2012

Jared: He's whack job but in a good way.
Peter: Whack job's need lawyers too.

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• Added: June 12, 2012

Jared: You know what she made you?
Peter: Her bitch?

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• Added: June 05, 2012

This is the weirdest courtship I've ever seen. Just like Animal Planet. Are you going to bite her?

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• Added: June 05, 2012

Peter: She might have anger issues.
Jared: If she doesn't, she will now.

• Permalink: She might have anger issues. If she doesn't, she will now.
• Added: June 05, 2012

We love going to court. We've seen In Justice For All about ten times.

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• Added: June 05, 2012