It's like if a tree falls in the woods it's still a tree, ain't it?

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Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?
Sookie: I don't know, I guess it's possible.
Jason: Santa?

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Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!

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These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.

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You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me.

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Sookie: Jason are you ok?
Jason: I'm fine you got me in the head.

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You don't have the stockholder syndrome do you?

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Jason: What's his name?
Hoyt: Kitch Maynard.
Jason: That's a fuckin winning name.

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Andy: Jesus, Stackhouse. Have you had sex with every woman in this town?
Jason: I don't know, close, I guess.

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I love yah Bubba.

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Every time I keep looking at you two I see big ole bullet holes in your heads.

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Sook, say something. You brain damaged?

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