Jay Pritchett Quotes (Page 10)
Season 2, Episode 2: "The Kiss"
Jay: Don't be coy, what are you waiting for a box of chocolates? Let's do this!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 1: "The Old Wagon"
Jay: That was my Vietnam - and I was in Vietnam.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 24: "Family Portrait"
Jay: The new maid keeps mixing up my underwear with Manny's. Put on the first thing I grabbed. It was like a crotch tourniquet.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 23: "Hawaii"
Jay: I just ordered an extra-long straw to avoid accidentally doing a sit-up
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: I decided to get in better shape quick. Didn't want to end up like my old man. Although he did die doing what he loved - refusing service to hippies who came into his store.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 22: "Airport"
Jay: Could you make it a double? I'm traveling with my family.
• Rating: Unrated
Jay: Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed on earth.
Gloria: I didn't... oh, because I'm an angel!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 21: "Travels With Scout"
Jay: It's just the doorbell.
Manny: Maybe a demon is ringing it!
• Rating: Unrated
Jay: What's up with the big sweater at a concert? Some sort of gay thing?
Mitchell: No, it's from this apres-ski party and... yes, it's some sort of gay thing.
• Rating: Unrated
Jay: You want scary? When I was his age I lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis. I slept with a butter knife under my pillow in case I had to fight some Soviet colonel.
Gloria: Why?
Jay: Because I could identify all the Commi planes.
Gloria: What are we talking about?!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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