Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCJay Pritchett Quotes
Jay: Don't most kids drink soda?
Manny: Who knows what they do?
She's always had a certain comfort level with... killing.
I'm lucky only one guy turned around.
I'm probably going to have a Latino kid carry my clubs anyway, might as well be you.
Was that before or after you were delivered to my door in a squad car wearing nothing but your underwear and a police hat.
I'm gonna go get a beer, beer, beer before I punch you in the head, head, head.
Don't be coy, what are you waiting for a box of chocolates? Let's do this!
That was my Vietnam - and I was in Vietnam.
The new maid keeps mixing up my underwear with Manny's. Put on the first thing I grabbed. It was like a crotch tourniquet.
I just ordered an extra-long straw to avoid accidentally doing a sit-up
I decided to get in better shape quick. Didn't want to end up like my old man. Although he did die doing what he loved - refusing service to hippies who came into his store.
Could you make it a double? I'm traveling with my family.
