Jay Pritchett Quotes (Page 2)
Season 4, Episode 14: "A Slight at the Opera"
Jay: Son of a bitch you're an embarrassment! You're kicking up more sand than a sea turtle laying eggs.
• Rating: Unrated
Jay: First rule of golf, shhh.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 13: "Fulgencio"
Claire: You have an in law who no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you can't win over.
Jay: What about it?
Claire: Oh that doesn't sound familiar?
Jay:You're not saying.
Claire: Mmhmm, yeah I am.
Jay: Son of a bitch, I'm Phil!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: Nobody doesn't like me. I'm Jay. I'm salt of the earth.
• Rating: Unrated
Jay: What's one more son in a dress?
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Jay: Fulgencio Umberto, the initials are F U Pritchitt which is exactly the way it feels right now
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "Party Crasher"
Jay: That's the whole point of a surprise party, you take somebody you really love and you play em like a fool.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 10: "Diamond In The Rough"
Jay: Papa would buy ten diamond rings to get that mockingbird to shut up.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 9: "When a Tree Falls"
Jay [to Manny]: For God's sake change out of those wingtips. You're a kid, not Nixon on the beach!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 7: "Arrested"
Jay: If you had a husband who liked picking out strollers you wouldn't be having a baby.
• Rating: Unrated
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