Jay Pritchett Quotes (Page 5)
Season 3, Episode 10: "Express Christmas"
Jay [to Claire and Mitchell]: You two needed time with your mom, I've already served time with your mom.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 9: "Punkin Chunkin"
Jay: If you told him the truth he'd thank you later.
Gloria: Like Claire and Mitch, did they thank you?
Jay: Not yet, but it's coming.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "After the Fire"
Jay: The pain must've been bad if I accepted Phil's help.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay [to Cam]: I can't take another farm story.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "Go Bullfrogs!"
Gloria: I cannot believe he spent 50 dollars on this.
Jay: I know! He could've gotten a two-year subscription to Playboy for that.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jay: Think about it, 14-year-old boy, talks about girls all day long. We have more security on these computers than the Pentagon. What do you think he's doing up there?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "Hit and Run"
Manny: I guess I'm too proud to ask for help.
Jay: Are you kidding? She still cuts your steak.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: He wants more wow. What does that even mean?
Manny: It's the Bieberization of America.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "When Good Kids Go Bad"
Jay [to Manny]: You're not by chance wearing the locket, are you?
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Dude Ranch"
Phil: It's just that when you say "Phil is my son-in-law", it sounds like you're saying "Phyllis, my son-in-law."
Jay: That's ridiculous.
Phil: Who is your son-in-law?
Jay: Phyllis!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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