Jay Pritchett Quotes
Jay: Why do you look like that when I look like this?
Manny: My friends say it’s because of your money.
I'm fine, he's only one. I watched him pee into his own face and smile.
Jay: Trees are like women, the best ones make you work just a little bit harder.
Manny: She’s just not that into you.
Closet Con is the premiere North American trade show for the closet industry. I stopped going years ago because it’s a trade show for the closet industry.
He's a weird man. He's like Phil except I have to pay for him.
A thousand therapists couldn't do what Gloria did for me.
Manny: Wow that was very mature of you.
Jay: Yeah well I'm a lot older now than when she started getting dressed.
Manny: She's having her hair blown out.
Jay: That's a thing? That I pay for?
Jay: I won't be able to hear her, she won't be able to see me.
Gloria: Well be together forever!
You'd rather kill your husband than admit you need glasses?
Manny got into a fight at The Sound of Music, got kicked out, I've never been so proud.
What ever happened to letting kids be themselves?